“You can kill yourself,” Magnus said, somewhat unhelpfully. “As far as I know, inanimate objects can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn’t.”
“There goes my Saturday.”
-Magnus and Simon, City of Lost Souls
“Definitely. He wants me to wear midriff-baring shirts and a fedora. I’m fighting it.”
Clary smiled faintly. “So your inner vampire is Magnus?”
-Simon and Clary, City of Lost Souls
“Actually, he’s only fifty-nine feet tall, but he likes to exagerate,”
-Magnus, City of Lost Souls
No’ is a magical word,” He told her. “Here’s how it goes. You say, ‘Simon, I have an insane, suicidal plan. Would you like to help me carry it out?’ And I say, ‘Why, no.’
– Simon, City of Lost Souls (via fearless920) Via Everything is second to your dreams.“It’s a privilege. I do love fending off angry Shadowhunters, especially of the possessed variety.” -Magnus Bane, City of Lost Souls
When that one kid reminds the teacher you had homework
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OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN
i officially like animals more than people
AWWWWWWWWWWW
Via "To love is to destroy"



